Twelve Years of Bad Slogans

Ghost Crab by Bad Slogans

Over the years, we have written down our favorite terrible slogans for Sisbro . . . slogans that make us laugh, because frankly, they are bad. Sometimes on long road trips to visit schools around the country, or while sitting in the woods waiting for an animal to emerge from its den, we would think  of slogans that almost sounded like they were supposed to be legit, but upon closer inspection, are not good. So enjoy the best of the terrible slogans from us!!

Sisbro Studios . . .

“we’re gonna learn you good.”

“where practice makes imperfection.”

“like finding something pleasant stuck to the bottom of your shoe.”

“promising the best, and that’s a promise.” Continue reading

What’s That Critter?

Over the past 12 years, we’ve had a chance to find and film a variety of cute, weird, skittish and shy animals. Think you’re good at identifying wildlife? Here are a few animals from our films The Shark Riddle, The Riddle in a Bottle, First Snow in the Woods and Lost in the Woods.  Take our new quiz: What’s That Critter?  The answer key is below.

1) From The Shark Riddle

Photo credit the Save Our Seas Foundation

2) From The Riddle in a Bottle

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Strange Moments from Sisbro Quiz

Strange Moments from SisbroWe have had the  great fortune to perform for audiences for twelve years now. We have visited hundreds of schools, from Hawaii to Oregon to Washington D.C. to Dubai. We have performed at aquariums and museums from the Monterey Bay Aquarium to the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History. We have performed in libraries, and local fairs, and . . . . well, sometimes strange and embarrassing things happen. Enjoy taking this quiz and learning about some of our weird moments!

1) Where was Sisbro when Rob had to duct-tape his pants shut after they split open (right down the rear end) during a live performance? Continue reading

Name that Sisbro Catch Phrase!

Hey Sisbro fans out there!  Think you know Sisbro’s movies?  Test your skills by identifying these catch phrases from our movies: Stranger in the Woods, Lost in the Woods, First Snow in the Woods, The Riddle in a Bottle, The Shark Riddle.

All right, here are the catch phrases! Name that movie!

1) “Don’t worry about me. I just want to eat you.”

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Sherlock Holmes Exhibition TV Commercial

We were thrilled to make this commercial for the International Exhibition of Sherlock Holmes, which had its grand opening last night, October 10, 2013 at the Oregon Museum of Science and Industry. The exhibition whisks you into old London, where you help solve a crime, with Sherlock’s notes and observations along the way. You’ll also see some artifacts from London in the 1800s (including a heart from 1831 with a knife stab wound in it), as well as artifacts from the various versions of Sherlock throughout television and movie history. Go see the exhibit. The game is afoot.

The History of Invisibility Cloaks

The Atlantic recently reviewed our short comedy film titled “The History of Invisibility Cloaks,” which we created for the National Science Foundation’s, Nanoscale Informal Science Education Network (NISE). We were fortunate to be hired by the Oregon Museum of Science and Industry to create a short film for NISE about the implications of using new technologies. We wanted to create something funny and thought-provoking, with realistic expectations of what people can actually get out of watching a short film. In our story, a museum docent is leading a tour, sharing the history of the rise and fall of the invisibility cloak. As The Atlantic’s Rebecca Rosen wrote . . . Continue reading

Science + Music = yes, Science Music

We often compose original music for our own films. Recently, we were hired by Rice University to create original music for their amazing STEMScopes curriculum, which is designed to help students creatively and effectively learn science, technology, engineering and math. We are so honored to be a part of it! So we have been brainstorming music for Kindergarten through high school. Our goal has been to create music that we would like to listen to, and just also happens to meet the educational learning objectives of a particular lesson. Students learn in different ways, so we are writing music to reach students on another level, hopefully in a way that moves their brains toward higher level thinking skills. Here is an example of our Fruit Fly Heredity Song and our song about Gravity. Spread the word about STEMScopes! (Original music by Laura Sams and Robert Sams)




Pirate’s Quest Coloring Pages and Treasure Map


A Pirate's Quest Coloring Page

A Pirate’s Quest Coloring Page

If you go to this link, you can find the “Coloring Pages and Treasure Map” link to download coloring pages inspired by the children’s book A Pirate’s Quest! They are actually drawn by the illustrator Heiner Hertling. Want to color a crab? A treasure chest? The one-legged pirate? A beaver? Some deer? A roseate spoonbill? A mahi mahi fish? This is your chance to color some of the wildlife that the one-legged pirate passes on his journey from the lakes to the rivers to the sea. You can also use the treasure map to encourage reading goals, behavior goals . . . what propels you to the final treasure spot? Be creative! Continue reading

A Pirate’s Life For Me: The Making of a Children’s Book

Heiner Hertling & Robert Sams

Illustrator Heiner Hertling poses with author (and pirate model) Robert Sams

The more creative projects I work on, the more I appreciate collaborating with talented friends. For instance, when we at Sisbro had the idea for our picture book A Pirate’s Quest, we turned to our friend Heiner Hertling for help. You don’t have to be a great artist to be a children’s picture book author. You just have to know a great artist, and Heiner is a great artist. With his help, we created 50 original oil paintings over the course of a year, and I modeled as the pirate. The process was the same every time: sketch, photo, painting. Continue reading